Purple Jazz Hands

One could say that "L" gets into his food -- literally!  I never realized how "neat" of an eater "K" was, until "L" began eating at the table too.  Oh my, there is no comparison.  I think "L" may need to don a bib until he reaches kindergarten.  So, here are some facts about dining with "L":

*Silverware really are only accessories.  Hands are the best method of getting food to your mouth.
*One should always toss a piece on the floor to see what happens to the food.  Does it stick?  Does it bounce?  Will it roll?
*Once your hands are fully covered, you should rub them all over your head, to evenly cover.
*When you are finished, dump your plate on the table or floor, and throw the silverware across the table.

So, I spend most of the meals trying to anticipate when some of these things might happen, to sort of, cut them off at the pass.  Sometimes I succeed, but mostly -- I go through many washcloths!